Hullo. I’m Mildew and I’m a person. I live in north London and have fun with compost and shoving random plants in pots. I used to have an allotment, but gave it up so I could go away on weekends and not feel guilty about neglecting it (I also let it get over-run with weeds, but the less said about that the better…)

Should you ever want to get in touch, and you’re more than welcome to, email me at charlotte.coneybeer@gmail.com